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That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup: what hangs on the rails

The range is a good deal narrower than the noise surrounding it leads you to expect. About 154 products sit on the official store, and roughly 43% of size variants showing sold out at any one time. Because ALOCS clothing gets copied often and fakes rarely match the specs, every figure here is taken from the brand’s own published product copy as it stood in September 2026. In Los Angeles in 2018, Desto Dubb got the label going, selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. Production has stayed close to home, and pages still say pieces are hand-dyed and screen-printed there. Prices below sit at the awful lot of cough syrup levels published as of September 2026, and since streetwear prices move, check before you commit.

The price tiers, explained

Through most of cough syrup clothing, four price points carry the range. A tee is about $150, a hoodie about $200, sweatpants about $200 and most shorts about $150, all at the brand’s own store as of September 2026. A small-goods band of about $25 to $70 for socks, boxers and tanks sits below that. Over it you find workwear and outerwear, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. Nothing is priced below $25 or above $350 anywhere in the store. Markdowns are selective, and the mystery-item line is the most reliable half-price route in.

T-shirts and tees

Most people start with cough syrup shirts, which are the backbone of the line. Reckon on about $150 as the core price, with women’s cuts and lighter tanks between roughly $48 and $100. The Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt sets the benchmark: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage are among the graphics in rotation, most at the same level. The Warning tee is true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look, because fit is published per garment. Lightweight and cropped, the Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees sit apart, and the brand says to order one or two sizes bigger.

Hoodies and zip-ups

Hoodies sit at about $150 to $200, and the $200 level covers nearly every men’s style. The Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie is the heavyweight anchor: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. That yellow woven label sits at the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem, which is worth remembering when you inspect one. Around it you find the ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies, all near $200. Nearer $150 you get the Zip-Up Classic Hoodie, and the women’s crop versions lower again. Only the classic has a published fit note, and it reads true to size.

Sweats

Sweatpants track hoodies at about $200, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. Built from 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, the Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants carry the logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. Nearer a gym-floor sweat than thin mall joggers is where that weight sits. Past the classic come Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants. “Flare Classic Sweapants” is how one listing reads, the brand’s own typo, and it tells you how fast this catalogue turns over. True to size is what the copy publishes for the classic pair.

Shorts

Roughly $60 to $150 is where ALOCS shorts fall, which makes them the cheapest route into the main line. At $150 you find most men’s styles, including the Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts. The Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts come in near $100 and the women’s booty shorts near $60. With no material published on most of them, judgement falls to the graphic, the cut and the price rather than a stated weight. There is no fit note on the rest; only the women’s booty shorts are listed as true to size. Rather than a waist measurement, printed shorts use the apparel size run.

Denim

No category is thinner in the store than denim. Just one product fills the collection, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts at about $150 after previously showing $300. They are mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. Colours run grey, black and green, purple and red, in waist sizes 28 to 44. Published fit is true to size, with a note to size up one for an oversized cut. That word appears nowhere in the brand’s catalogue even though shoppers call denim shorts jorts, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Workwear and jackets

About $200 to $350 marks the expensive end of the rack. At the centre of it is a Dickies programme: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. The Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend is what the Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down at about $200 uses, published true to size. Both a quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants come in at about $250. The ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200 make up outerwear beyond that programme. These pieces go by waist, 28 to 44, not by the usual apparel run.

Accessories

From about $25 to $250, accessories hold a wider spread than anything else here. The ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt sit at the top at about $250 each. The ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each come below them. The list ends with small goods, socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25. The boxers are the one piece here with a published fabric, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend, made in Los Angeles. Rather than a spec sheet, graphic and hardware are what moves the rest.

The women’s and kids lists

About $48 to $160 covers women’s across crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80. A cropped zip-up hoodie sits near $100 and the Rich Girls Crop Hoodie near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette. Some carry the measuring line side print down the seam, and tanks and crop tops are published as 100% combed cotton. The entire kids list is a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. Footwear is barely there, amounting to the Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection. No published fit note attaches to anything here, so buy your usual size.

What That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup is not selling right now

Among the gaps, headwear surprises people most. The store’s hat collection returned zero products when it was checked in September 2026, so nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale. The brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, so they have existed before, and the trademark covers headwear, so the category can return. One collaboration shoe does the work of a department, which makes footwear almost as thin. Because there is also no global size chart and no washing instructions on the store, fit has to be read garment by garment. About 43% of size variants were sold out at the time of checking, so an unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.